May 2013
breadmaakesyoufat:
dontyoulovemebaby:
breadmaakesyoufat:
GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING
this text post is so oatmeal
i hate you
nabeleon:
“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t
gothlolita:
(◡‿◡✿) just because someone likes japanese things and anime doesnt make them a weaaboo (◡‿◡✿)
terezispsychoticgrin:
Regarding that whole yahoo business, if it’s true, then after a huge boost of new users, they’ll eventually get bored and move on to something different. We could all be the victorious group of survivors or some shit.
*cue 10.000 ‘I survived the yahoopocalypse’ banners in themes*
inuysha-link-lover:
algrenion:
i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s
because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits
faun-songs:
absoluteblue:
aquietrevolutionary:
artalias:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
… God help us all.
BUT THINK OF ALL THE LOST FANART!!!
Not...
joywillcome:
you know that kids tv show you like? well GUESS WHAT it’s actually all imagined by that one character and they actually have a mental disorder and they imagine the other characters because they’re sad or someone died or something it’s all in their head and not stuff that is happening for real in the show!
mind blown so sad my childhood is forever ruined
Aladdin Spamano Parody
cjloveslink:
By Gori
imagineyouricon:
imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
theangelthatfellfordean:
ewoksandwrackspurts:
I wish self-esteem campaigns would focus less on “everyone is beautiful” and more on “who the fuck cares if you are beautiful or not”
seriously like this is so important this was my problem for so many years.
senpai-has-noticed-you:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
agentbartowski:
pacokickthetaco:
ideas:
netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are
i smell a worthwhile kickstarter
netfics is just...
chipmunkfanatic:
gayoak:
(whispers) its a-ok to rely on fictional characters to get you through your life bc life is hard ok if it makes you happy stick w/ it and anybody who says otherwise can go fuck themselves (pets u gentlee)
I call for a show of hands.
Reblog if you’ve ever gotten emotional support from a fictional character.
Cause I know I have.
fullmetal-dipshit:
ozzyosborntodie:
“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex”
feferilicious:
I PRESENT TO YOU
GAMZEE MARKERA
banasmagiccastle:
spookyhouse:
okay name aside this one is really cute like fuckin
foulmouthedliberty:
mostlygreenday:
your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone
sirseahorse:
stabsinthe:
if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name
#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him
CONGRATULATIONS TO DENMARK
teawithstrangers:
You’ve made the Nordics proud.
claydols:
when the person you like gets excited over something you better watch cuz its the cutest fuckin thing
hot busty aishas in your area: armisael: @... →
armisael:
@ everyone whining about tumblr’s potential acquisition by yahoo, please understand that tumblr literally needs to be bought because it is running out of sources of revenue. this is not a hostile takeover - tumblr wants to be bought. i quote from this techcrunch article, which…
skittyspostlimitblog:
sometimes my twelve year old little sister will go on club penguin and trick a bunch of girls that she’s a guy and she’ll make them think they’re dating and then she’ll have them all meet her in the same place at the same time and watch them get into catfights about who’s boyfriend she is and thats how my little sister became a cross-dressing evil mastermind pimp on club...
queenttargaryen:
it’s all fun and games until everyone finds out their neighbouring country didn’t give them twelve points
edmundcorcoran:
in Europe we don’t say ‘i hate you’ we say ‘nil points’ which roughly translates as ‘we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either’ i think that’s lovely don’t you?
hetalocked-lauy:
a moment of silence for the europian people who are now on their post limit
vinoxe:
egberts:
IS SOMETHING HAPPENING IN EUROPE?
nah
Wat deed Jan Smit nou eigenlijk bij Ierland?
