“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”—
Life isn't a romantic comedy or a realistic fiction novel where everything works itself out. You may get the courage to ask that guy out, and he might say no. You might not always look good or feel good. There will be days when you don't leave your room and no one tries to make you. Your heart will be broken, and time will heal that wound. You will worry about stupid things like tests and grades and money and jobs and the future. They will come, eventually. Take a moment to breathe, a day to relax, a month to learn something new, a year to travel the globe. The world is this amazing, infinite place of people and cities and adventures, and we're all confining ourselves to these tiny offices in boring towns with the same people, day in and day out. We don't get another chance. Go do something daring.
au where gatsby and nick get married and gatsby’s vows are all addressed to old sport and when the preacher asks if he takes nicholas carraway to be his lawfully wedded husband, gatsby just stands there in confusion for a few minutes and eventually confesses that he has no idea who nicholas carraway is he’s here to marry old sport
do you think sherlock and john made up a word that means “i’m horny and need some now”
yeah but then what happens when they can’t figure out which vatican cameos they mean. like sherlock will realize there is trouble or something and he’ll say “vatican cameos” and john would have his dick out in a second and be like “YEAHHHHHhh oh you meant the other one”
white girls can’t wear bindis because in sixth grade one time i was dropped off at school by my aunt who was wearing a bindi at the time and some girl’s mom whispered to her friend how she would never let her daughter play with me because my family had probably been happy about 9/11 and then four years later that daughter showed up to school wearing a bindi as part of her “”“boho”“” look
The year is 3000 AD. Each student must memorize a piece of ancient poetry. A student finishes reciting Rick Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up.” The class applauds. Next up is Timothy with “Gangnam Style.”
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON YOU AND ITS LIKE NO COME BACK IM SORRRRYUWYY
westerners are obsessed with the idea of happiness as if it’s a constant state of being. happiness comes in moments. you dont “achieve” happiness. you experience it along with every other emotion on the spectrum. if you spend your life chasing this constructed idea of happiness you will never even be remotely content. work on being whole and feeling everything while increasing the happy moments. stop trying to be a “happy person.” just be a person.